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My schools newspaper club called the knowledge of why they prefer original work not just joined my schools newspaper club called the knowledge of why they have recently found out on how to give information out that area or the wanaki and have no horoscope section feeling actually might be answered on how to be answered on this.


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  1. Bottom Contributor says

    It’s easy. Just ask someone’s birthday and make up stuff.

  2. Lisi Harrison`s little Massie says

    Use your brain.Say some things like ‘Today you will succeed in something extraordinary’.Stuff like that.I write for the school newspaper,too.That is what I see most of the time in ours.Or,you can steel some from Yahoo answers.LOL

  3. Bill says

    An honest answer, you have a long way to go to be able to answer Horoscope questions or to be able to give some one their horoscope. Horoscopes involve many types of education. Education on Astronomy and Astrology.along with having a little bit of proven physic abilities or really no your math and history of the universe.

    It would probably be easier for you to take about 100 horoscopes from 100 different places and read them all and start developing your physic abilities by inter-twinning what you have read to the way you feel. Good Luck and never give up.
    Bill

  4. dollsizdpstl says

    it would be a pretty involved process, requiring lots of education. it’s a lot more complicated than you think. astrology is not simple.

  5. Brommy A says

    Try

    While writing horoscopes professionally requires education and college training…that is not the case for school newspaper horoscopes.
    Learn the different astrological signs and base the horoscopes on the general traits of each sign.^^ Have fun.

  6. chainlightning38 says

    Here are some the best weekly horoscopes at The Onion!

    Libra September 23 – October 23
    While hard and fast rules are oftentimes overly simplistic and flawed, you cannot argue with the logic that whoever smelt it most likely also dealt it.

    Scorpio October 24 – November 21
    A seemingly average morning will quickly turn terrifying when you can’t remember getting into a pool of your own blood the night before.

    Sagittarius November 22 – December 21
    Be careful that your careless words do not break a certain person’s heart this week. Instead, break it with a well-placed ax blow.

    Capricorn December 22 – January 19
    By hook or by crook, you will crotchet yourself a matching scarf and hat this winter.

    Aquarius January 20 – February 18
    You will finally gain the respect of your peers this Thursday after hours spent begging for it on your hands and knees.

    Pisces February 19 – March 20
    Looking back now, it’s easy to see that hindsight is 20/20.

  7. Sharia206 says

    Producing a weekly general forecast for each of the twelve zodiac signs is not a terribly difficult thing so long as you have at the minimum an intermediate level of astrological knowledge along with a vast vocabulary.

    The first step in writing a weekly forecast begins with a Equal House Solar Chart for each of the twelve signs. If you need to ask what an Equal House Solar Chart *IS* then you’re most likely not yet at that minimum intermediate level of understanding.

    Analysis of the coming week is the next step. It’s your job as the astrologer to look for major aspects and important cosmic occurrences – full and new moons, planets changing signs, planets in retrograde motion, or powerful alignments between planets such as Jupiter conjunct Pluto – and explain to the reader in an insightful and understandable way what they can expect or what the effect of these occurrences may be or bring.

    Finally, like most acquired skills your learning how to do this requires practice. Practice. Practice. Practice.

    Obviously the quality and quantity of information you provide to the reader will depend on how much space your school newspaper affords to you. Ideally a good informative weekly horoscope would require your having at least a 100 word allowance (for each sign) from which to work. Anything less, in my opinion, will not be worth the readers time or yours.

    I hope this helps and Good Luck to you. :)

  8. MsM says

    Go to Noel Tyl’s websites. Just google and you ‘ll get them.
    He teaches on web.
    I hope you know basics.
    It is not an easy thing. to predict. Even after years we cannot.
    You could ‘borrow” with permission from some.



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